Today, we are going to mention the Top 10 Silicon Valley TV Show Quotes. The Silicon Valley TV series is widely known for its famous dialogues that are funny and sarcastic at the same time. Mostly, the quotes said by the characters like Dinesh, Erlich, and Richard are quite famous among millions of viewers of Silicon Valley.
10 Best Silicon Valley Quotes
The below-mentioned Top 10 Silicon Valley TV Show quotes are taken from the finest moments in the show episodes and are very famous among its fans and others.
On Asperger’s dating options
Dinesh: “Holy shit, this one is looking for a ‘relationship that has the potential to become sexual in nature’… The boy is she on the spectrum. She can’t even make eye contact with the camera.
Gavin Belson Quote: Talks of Gavin
Gavin Belson: I don’t want to live in a world where someone else is making the world a better place better than we are.
The best response to a pitch of the week
Erlich: “I know what binary is. Jesus Christ! I memorized the hexadecimal time’s tables when I was 14 writing machine code, okay? Ask me what 9 times F is. It’s fleventyfive. I don’t need you telling me what binary is, just like I don’t need you thinking about soup or taking pictures of it.”
Smart words of Smart Elrich
Elrich: By no metric, could you possibly be considered more attractive than me…
On what makes a good startup.
Elrich: “Show come promise… like Nip Alert… It gives you the location of a woman with erect nipples… That’s what people want.”
On local people
Gavin Belson: “It’s weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there’s always a tall, skinny white guy; short, skinny Asian guy; a fat guy with a ponytail; some guy with crazy facial hair; and then an East Asian guy. It’s like they trade guys until they all have the right group.”
Richard: I’m having nightmares that I forgot to back up my systems.
On PR bullshit
Gavin Belson: “Hooli isn’t just about software. Hooli… Hooli is about people. Hooli is about innovative technology that makes a difference, transforming the world as we know it, making the world a better place through minimal message-oriented transport layers. I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness if first, we achieve goodness.”
Richard: I got a spot on my pants, kind of like I pissed myself like a big baby.
More Dineshian Words
Dinesh: Yeah, so what we’re trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize time, which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, Erlich would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their d*cks lined up.
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